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i like: Writing and drawing. Viggo Mortensen. Coffee. Sugar. Being moody/sarcastic. Scrawny pale guys. Yaoi. Sushi. Go-tees. Piercings. Throwing things off my balconey. Morbid conversations. RPing. Vampires. The dark and macabre. Chibi's. Aragorn. Fire. Ninjas. Wasting time. My Hamster, Vegeta and my weird fishie Mister Aragorn. Green Tea. Kazou Kiriyama. Shinji Mimura. Anth's RCED drawings. Desmond Harrington. i don't like: Spiders. Crying. Helplessness. Thoughtless people. Closeminded People. Pressure (the bad kind) i like: Akira. Battle Royale. Dragon Ball Z. Rurouni Kenshin. Gundam Wing. Love Kazuna. X. Ninja Scroll. Vampire Hunter D. Lodoss Wars. Please Save My Earth. Street Fighter II: the movie. Bakuretsu Hunters. i also like: The Head. Squee. Angel Sanctuary. Fushigi Yuugi. Tank Dominion Police. Hamtaro. Blackjack. Blood: the Last Vampire. The Maxx. Law and Order. Are You Being Served. CSI. Red Dwarf. i don't like: Many
people. Public Washrooms. My roommate's/Cel's comments about wingwongs >_>;;. movies i like: Lord of the Rings. Resident Evil. What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Blade. Usual Suspects. Boondock Saints. Donnie Darko. Night of the Living Dead. The Breakfast Club. Prison. Dazed and Confused. Formula 51. American Yakuza. Gone in 60 Seconds. Hackers. The Gods Must Be Crazy. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Ocean's Eleven. Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III. The Mummy. Hero. Fast and the Furious. Ghostship. Momento. Police Academy series. Yeah, I like boyish movies, keeps the adrenaline flowing ^_~ video games i like: Resident Evil 1-4, Code Veronica, Gun Survivor, ReBirth, Outbreak. Silent Hill 1/2. Ehrgeiz. Vagrant Story. Final Fantasy 7 and 8. Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (GC). Devil May Cry. King of Fighters. Grand Theft Auto. Onimusha. Metal Gear Solid 1/2, VR Missions. Street Fighter. Fifa 2000. Pikmin. Tetris. 
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The Butcher list Friday, September 12, 2003 Episode: "Chickmate" (Basically Debbie suddenly wants to have a child....) Dr. Quinn: What if everyone went around calling you White Stormy? Stormy: Y..you mean there's a..black Stormy? Dr. Quinn: ................................no. Debbie: Why do you think i should choose you, to father my baby? Captain Murphy: Huh? Well I mean I thought that you were going to, well I mean, adopt one of us... *Hesh pops up on the screen* Hesh: HEY! HESH WANTS SOME SEX! Stormy: Hesh get off! My tape's playing! Hesh: SHUT UP! Hesh: Debbie get down here! Give Hesh some SEX! Stormy: Hesh! This isn't funny! Hesh: Be real funny when I crack you with a PIPE! Stormy: Okay! I'm coming down there! Hesh: Shut up! Debbie: Well, now Hesh... Hesh: Shut up! Debbie: Um...okay...Why do you think you would make a good father? Hesh: *long pause* Uuuhhmmm...*scratches his ass* Gimmie a second...*longer pause*..uhhhh...SEX! Sparks: Okay Debbie, forget about Hesh. Debbie: Okayyy. Sparks: I've got something for you. Debbie: What is it? Sparks: A book. Debbie: What's the book? Sparks: A modest proposal. Debbie: By whom? Sparks: Jonathan Swift. Debbie: And what is the book about? Sparks: Eating babies. Captain Murphy: *Talking to/about Debbie* Mommy! Don't talk like that! Get away from my mommy! Sparks: *To Stormy* God, you're stupid. Stormy: Hey shut your hatch! Sparks: You shut your hatch! Captain Murphy: Stop! You're scaring mommy! Hesh: Hesh wants some SEX! Listening: Opening Theme - Sea Lab 2021 Kali killed someone at 3:05 AM (0) Zombie(s) shot in the face. The Butcher list Thursday, September 11, 2003 This is what my desktop looks like right now...sorta like my friggin brain... 
Listening: Dark Machine - Paul Oakenfold Kali killed someone at 10:34 PM (0) Zombie(s) shot in the face. The Butcher list Tuesday, September 09, 2003 I don't know what to say...really I don't...the one thing i really want for my birthday i cant have, nnnnuuueww! *_* Listening: If You Tolerate this...Then Your Children Will be Next...-David Usher Kali killed someone at 3:40 PM (0) Zombie(s) shot in the face. The Butcher list Monday, September 08, 2003 (0) Zombie(s) shot in the face. The Butcher list Sunday, September 07, 2003 Jaddis SSJ: So how come I never make it onto your online journal? Auto response from KalikaSaiyajin: I'm not here, instead, you can look at this ^_^ http://kalika-999.blogspot.com/ KalikaSaiyajin: do something interesting and maybe you'll make it KalikaSaiyajin: lol Jaddis SSJ: wow, and surely I thought the "I'm not a pervert, just a desperate man whose made alot of mistakes" was funny KalikaSaiyajin: actually, i lost that line so i couldnt use it KalikaSaiyajin: lol Jaddis SSJ: ahhh, I see Jaddis SSJ: so whats up? KalikaSaiyajin: usually when im talking, whatever makes me laugh i put up, as you may have seen, Anthony was making a comic of himself Jaddis SSJ: yeah... Jaddis SSJ: yeah well I am back RPing, doing my thing....did you see my addition to teh FAQ for the club? KalikaSaiyajin: no i didnt, i like when you tell me lol KalikaSaiyajin: ah Jaddis SSJ: hahah Jaddis SSJ: read it and see if you can find it KalikaSaiyajin: okay i go see KalikaSaiyajin: LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Jaddis SSJ: ah, I got that out of the way, so when ppl complain to me about being an asshole I can just say look at the FAQ Jaddis SSJ: although I should really go into a huge deal as to why I'm an asshole KalikaSaiyajin: lol awww, tell them to come talk to me Jaddis SSJ: maybe some example? Jaddis SSJ: or examples KalikaSaiyajin: i think you talk really authoritatively and they mistake it, remember, I thought Anthony was a real asshole when i first came into contact with him KalikaSaiyajin: people should be asking why im a bitch Jaddis SSJ: HAHAHAHA Jaddis SSJ: I think I come across as the asshole because I'M the one who always tries to keep the peace Jaddis SSJ: you wanna kill them off the bat Jaddis SSJ: but don't get me wrong, thats got sex appeal written all over it KalikaSaiyajin: yeah true that KalikaSaiyajin: yes i do KalikaSaiyajin: *laughs* Jaddis SSJ: which is why the nice little kids want on you KalikaSaiyajin: lol oh god Jaddis SSJ: "Now that Wesker is out of the picture, you'll be looking for a man to replace him. I know that my voice hasn't deepened yet, but I want you to know I'm there for you" KalikaSaiyajin: LMAO Jaddis SSJ: "Now how about some suger for your this little boy" KalikaSaiyajin: thats really scary KalikaSaiyajin: lol Jaddis SSJ: mwhahahahahahaha KalikaSaiyajin: you are so pushing for a post in my diary KalikaSaiyajin: *laughs* Jaddis SSJ: hahaha KalikaSaiyajin: thats so bad Bobo Jaddis SSJ: I CRAVE it Jaddis SSJ: I want the attention KalikaSaiyajin: lol KalikaSaiyajin: aww Jaddis SSJ: its like a drug...the fame, glory, Jaddis SSJ: so I'm obsessed with Soul Reaver right now KalikaSaiyajin: ^_^ Jaddis SSJ: yes I know its a complete switch of topics KalikaSaiyajin: oh are you now? Jaddis SSJ: YES, I AM Jaddis SSJ: yes and caps were required to type that one Jaddis SSJ: so much so that I wrote a short story about it KalikaSaiyajin: yeah I see, tho get your ass in gear, tho Kali BETTER NOT be smelling now Chari scents off you, next thing you see is someone walking by a trashcan with Wesker's legs barely hanging out. KalikaSaiyajin: oh cool ^_^ KalikaSaiyajin: *new Jaddis SSJ: HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA Jaddis SSJ: Wesker might have to put Kali back in her place Jaddis SSJ: KIDDING Jaddis SSJ: *Hides* Jaddis SSJ: but the funny thing is I have NEVER played Soul Reaver KalikaSaiyajin: Soul reaver is weird lol Jaddis SSJ: is there boss music for each Vampire Lieutenant? KalikaSaiyajin: Kalika may just have to tell Steven to stay a little while KalikaSaiyajin: lol KalikaSaiyajin: kidding o_o Jaddis SSJ: *peeks from behind a bar stool" sure..... Jaddis SSJ: you want the steroid enraged man meat KalikaSaiyajin: Bar stool! LMAO *forks you* KalikaSaiyajin: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW KalikaSaiyajin: JOE! KalikaSaiyajin: >_< Jaddis SSJ: HAHA Jaddis SSJ: and I was about to type *pulls it out* Jaddis SSJ: meaning the fork, but the message was so wrong KalikaSaiyajin: O_O KalikaSaiyajin: oh ok KalikaSaiyajin: YEAH! KalikaSaiyajin: no kidding Jaddis SSJ: steroid enraged man meat Jaddis SSJ: GOD thats good Jaddis SSJ: I'm on fire with the perverse jokes KalikaSaiyajin: yeah no kidding, you'll a long post KalikaSaiyajin: lol KalikaSaiyajin: O_o KalikaSaiyajin: *get Jaddis SSJ: ~.~ KalikaSaiyajin: *pokes* Jaddis SSJ: *pokes you back* Jaddis SSJ: hmmm, so what else can be said??? KalikaSaiyajin: At least you're saying anything about firey crotches, im getting sick of that comment KalikaSaiyajin: *bites* XD Jaddis SSJ: firey crotches...sounds more like someone's got issues with their STDs Jaddis SSJ: *slobbers all over your arm to make you let go* KalikaSaiyajin: yeah probably KalikaSaiyajin: O_o KalikaSaiyajin: *lets go* Jaddis SSJ: Can I ask a favor...just CHECK to see if Soul Reaver MP3s are available KalikaSaiyajin: ok Jaddis SSJ: last time I did that you got mad at me Jaddis SSJ: I am mainly looking for Zephon, Rahab, Dumah or Melchiah battle themes...because I am obsessed KalikaSaiyajin: i know, i wanted to tear your head off and shove it up your ass KalikaSaiyajin: no, not really KalikaSaiyajin: i was joking Jaddis SSJ: this obsession borders my RE obsession and Halo obsession KalikaSaiyajin: *cough* Halo sucks* Cough cough* Jaddis SSJ: see, I don't think my head would fit up my ass, cause unlike most cattle(people) I tend to keep it out of there Jaddis SSJ: FUCK YOU!!!! Jaddis SSJ: it does not suck Jaddis SSJ: most amazing game ever Jaddis SSJ: AAAHAHHHHHHHH KalikaSaiyajin: you lost your privledge to go into the journal Jaddis SSJ: well then it was worth it....just to avenge HALO KalikaSaiyajin: FUCK YOU KalikaSaiyajin: I hate you Jaddis SSJ: FUCK YOU Jaddis SSJ: *growls at her* KalikaSaiyajin: FUCK YOU! KalikaSaiyajin: *glares at him* Jaddis SSJ: *leaps with a fork, jabbing her in the ass MULTIPLE time* FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AND F-U-C-K Y-O-U Jaddis SSJ: *drops to the floor exhausted* Jaddis SSJ: too much cursing KalikaSaiyajin: *kicks him in shin* stop stabbing me you fucking prick! Go sleep with some girl you usually pick up in the street corner! Jaddis SSJ: I do NOT...well maybe...NO I don't pick up girls on the street corner KalikaSaiyajin: Yeah you do you fucking slut Jaddis SSJ: hahah, sadly enough your not the first to call me that Jaddis SSJ: which is really messed up KalikaSaiyajin: aw shit, there must be a crew Jaddis SSJ: hahaha Jaddis SSJ: join their club of...we hate joe KalikaSaiyajin: I will KalikaSaiyajin: damn poser that he is Jaddis SSJ: poser? Jaddis SSJ: in no way am I a poser KalikaSaiyajin: yeah, a poser and an asshole KalikaSaiyajin: and a slut KalikaSaiyajin: and a whiny bitch Jaddis SSJ: read the FAQ dealing with me being an asshole KalikaSaiyajin: and a pervert KalikaSaiyajin: and he looks ugly KalikaSaiyajin: REALLY ugly Jaddis SSJ: as for the others, I may need to write an FAQ for that KalikaSaiyajin: man, have you seen him? KalikaSaiyajin: shit man, should go back under the rock he crawled out from Jaddis SSJ: yeah, I had to gouge out my own eyes from seeing him Jaddis SSJ: perhaps we could cut off his fingers so he can't type, so his mouth shut so he can't speak and then bury him alive and do the world a favor Jaddis SSJ: that work KalikaSaiyajin: I know, im right with you man KalikaSaiyajin: he's so fucking annoying too Jaddis SSJ: not a problem, I'll go push him out the 3rd story window right now, let him do a swan dive onto the concrete driveway right outside his window KalikaSaiyajin: there are only conversation bits those guys you mentioned KalikaSaiyajin: Sweet buddy! Take a picture! I would love that! Jaddis SSJ: hahaha...yeah, I figured as much Jaddis SSJ: thanks for checking, I won't make you send me anything, for fear of exciting another outrage onslaught KalikaSaiyajin: well i can send them, i just want to know exactly what you lil bitch so that I dont get everything Jaddis SSJ: ok...well the dialogue I would like Jaddis SSJ: as for music...I dunno...send me 1 or 2 that you think are great Jaddis SSJ: you judge it seeing as you know what I like Jaddis SSJ: THANK YOU KalikaSaiyajin: what music? Soul Reaver music? Jaddis SSJ: man I am gonna get a beat down Jaddis SSJ: yes Jaddis SSJ: you know, I think if we ever met, I wouldn't get a hug or a smile, but probably an ass whooping KalikaSaiyajin: No, as payment, i want to sleep with you, you know, see what the girls like..*wink wink, nudge nudge* KalikaSaiyajin: kidding Jaddis SSJ: hahahaha KalikaSaiyajin: yeah prolly KalikaSaiyajin: lol Jaddis SSJ: sleeping with me Jaddis SSJ: you would just fantasize me as Wesker Jaddis SSJ: which wouldn't be too much of a stretch Jaddis SSJ: lucky for you KalikaSaiyajin: Hmm, you know, if i did, I would Jaddis SSJ: OUCH KalikaSaiyajin: tho i would say Joe KalikaSaiyajin: easier than Wesker KalikaSaiyajin: LOL Jaddis SSJ: hahahahaha KalikaSaiyajin: ^_~ Jaddis SSJ: "OH JOE...I mean ALBERT..* KalikaSaiyajin: LMAO KalikaSaiyajin: yeah you cant pleasurabley say..."oh Albert" KalikaSaiyajin: Cel feels bad for all the woman who are married to Alberts Jaddis SSJ: and thats probably why I get so much action, Joe is so much easier to say Jaddis SSJ: forget looks Jaddis SSJ: HAHAHHAHA KalikaSaiyajin: LOL KalikaSaiyajin: youre such a slut KalikaSaiyajin: But Joe is so much easier to say Jaddis SSJ: join the verbal abuse club KalikaSaiyajin: but it gets boring, so you have to say your whole name, well i would >_> Jaddis SSJ: hahahha Jaddis SSJ: OH JOSEPH Jaddis SSJ: yeah, cause you would really wanna scream that mouth full Jaddis SSJ: although.... KalikaSaiyajin: No not like that doofus KalikaSaiyajin: O_O Jaddis SSJ: :-D KalikaSaiyajin: Youre gonna get a kickin in the groin KalikaSaiyajin: >_> Jaddis SSJ: you can't...how would I ensure my demon seed continues to the next generation? KalikaSaiyajin: you awful KalikaSaiyajin: :P Jaddis SSJ: hahah Jaddis SSJ: and yet you still consider me a friend KalikaSaiyajin: yeah i know, love you too much to hate you Jaddis SSJ: thank god KalikaSaiyajin: O_o KalikaSaiyajin: heh KalikaSaiyajin: yeah Kazaa doesnt like working for you Jaddis SSJ: probably bares the same hate you do when I ask to d/l songs KalikaSaiyajin: yeah, it loves me Jaddis SSJ: as do most beings KalikaSaiyajin: no one loves me, im loveless KalikaSaiyajin: ;_; Jaddis SSJ: right... KalikaSaiyajin: its true! KalikaSaiyajin: you dont love me KalikaSaiyajin: lol Jaddis SSJ: not true KalikaSaiyajin: bleh bleh Jaddis SSJ: beleive what you want KalikaSaiyajin: yeah I will *smacks your bum* ^_~ Jaddis SSJ: and in all honesty...if Kazaa is being a bitch, then just send the dialogues...to make it easier for you Jaddis SSJ: hey now... KalikaSaiyajin: yeah the funny thing is, it wont download anything else you wanted so i have to wait and see Jaddis SSJ: hahaha KalikaSaiyajin: what? *grins* Jaddis SSJ: copping feels of someone elses merchandise usually leads to trouble Jaddis SSJ: like you, my gf is quite the jealous type KalikaSaiyajin: *laughs* Yeah you wish I was copping a feel Jaddis SSJ: yes, would give meaning to my meager existence KalikaSaiyajin: *Raises a brow* Just because she willingly takes her clothes off for you doesnt mean she's your gf KalikaSaiyajin: :P KalikaSaiyajin: kidding Jaddis SSJ: AAHHH Jaddis SSJ: that hurts KalikaSaiyajin: sorry, i was a little sore about your other remark KalikaSaiyajin: oo Leon is looking sexay KalikaSaiyajin: ^_^ Jaddis SSJ: hahaha KalikaSaiyajin: I love the facelift they gave him, am I a cow for liking him now instead of in the past...yes. Do I give a rats ass? No, not really Jaddis SSJ: haha Jaddis SSJ: I can see that Jaddis SSJ: RE4 version ONLY KalikaSaiyajin: He can play cops and robbers in my bed any day, as long as he's wearing that new coat, mrow..lol KalikaSaiyajin: yes..indeed lol Jaddis SSJ: hahahaha KalikaSaiyajin: He just looks really good now KalikaSaiyajin: ^_~ KalikaSaiyajin: see, you have to hear this because Anthony cant, i cant make his hero into a sexy model, it would be too much for him lol Jaddis SSJ: hahahaha Jaddis SSJ: true KalikaSaiyajin: But then there's always Wesker, mega sexy, We need more Wesker! KalikaSaiyajin: OH FUCKING CHRIST Jaddis SSJ: ? KalikaSaiyajin: I just closed the chat window KalikaSaiyajin: -_- Jaddis SSJ: I still have it KalikaSaiyajin: well email it whenever Jaddis SSJ: ok KalikaSaiyajin: thank god or else I'd have to hear you bitch and moan again KalikaSaiyajin: lol KalikaSaiyajin: j/k Jaddis SSJ: hahaha 
(You know I loves ya Bobo ^_~) Listening: Eat you Alive - Limp Bizkit Kali killed someone at 8:08 PM (0) Zombie(s) shot in the face. (0) Zombie(s) shot in the face. |
