Cover Boy:
Kaoru Niikura
~Dir En Grey~

Current Mood:
The current mood of Kali at www.imood.com

Current Desktop:
~Masanobu Ando~


What My Gaia Avatar Currently looks like:

name: Kali
nick: The Butcher (It's a shout out to Pyramid Head from SH2 as well as a pseudonym and the way I analyze.)
birthday: September 10, 1982
location: Canada
things i want: Viggo, Doberman.

i like: Writing and drawing. Viggo Mortensen. Coffee. Sugar. Being moody/sarcastic. Scrawny pale guys. Yaoi. Sushi. Go-tees. Piercings. Throwing things off my balconey. Morbid conversations. RPing. Vampires. The dark and macabre. Chibi's. Aragorn. Fire. Ninjas. Wasting time. My Hamster, Vegeta and my weird fishie Mister Aragorn. Green Tea. Kazou Kiriyama. Shinji Mimura. Anth's RCED drawings. Desmond Harrington.

i don't like: Spiders. Crying. Helplessness. Thoughtless people. Closeminded People. Pressure (the bad kind)

i like: Akira. Battle Royale. Dragon Ball Z. Rurouni Kenshin. Gundam Wing. Love Kazuna. X. Ninja Scroll. Vampire Hunter D. Lodoss Wars. Please Save My Earth. Street Fighter II: the movie. Bakuretsu Hunters.

i also like: The Head. Squee. Angel Sanctuary. Fushigi Yuugi. Tank Dominion Police. Hamtaro. Blackjack. Blood: the Last Vampire. The Maxx. Law and Order. Are You Being Served. CSI. Red Dwarf.

i don't like: Many people. Public Washrooms. My roommate's/Cel's comments about wingwongs >_>;;.

music i like: Tool. Deftones. System of a Down. Massive Attack. Finger Eleven. Trust Company. Dir En Grey. Godsmack. Sevendust. Tricky. Kittie (old stuff). Korn. Linkin Park. Luna Sea. VAST.
Not to mention Yoko Kanno. This list could continue for days.

movies i like: Lord of the Rings. Resident Evil. What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Blade. Usual Suspects. Boondock Saints. Donnie Darko. Night of the Living Dead. The Breakfast Club. Prison. Dazed and Confused. Formula 51. American Yakuza. Gone in 60 Seconds. Hackers. The Gods Must Be Crazy. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Ocean's Eleven. Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III. The Mummy. Hero. Fast and the Furious. Ghostship. Momento. Police Academy series. Yeah, I like boyish movies, keeps the adrenaline flowing ^_~

video games i like: Resident Evil 1-4, Code Veronica, Gun Survivor, ReBirth, Outbreak. Silent Hill 1/2. Ehrgeiz. Vagrant Story. Final Fantasy 7 and 8. Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (GC). Devil May Cry. King of Fighters. Grand Theft Auto. Onimusha. Metal Gear Solid 1/2, VR Missions. Street Fighter. Fifa 2000. Pikmin. Tetris.

What...the fuck.
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    Friday, May 06, 2005

     
    Care of Hentai Demon.


    Hey girls,
    Whatever problems you have with the guys in your life,
    whether they may be your neighbor, brother, husband, or employer,
    they can all be solved easily with 1 simple technique:


    1. Take your hand & make a tight fist.
    2. Take that fist & put it between his knees.
    3. Lean forward with you body weigh on 1 foot.
    4. Take your fist & smash his testicles into his hip bone.


    NOTE: Hitting his penis won't do that much damage. For maximum effect, be sure that you hit his testicles.

    Yes, this 1 simple technique can be applied universaly to any problem, any situation, any time!
    Ex-boyfriend stalking you? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Husband forgot your anniversary? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Neighbor damaged your property? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Father grounded you for the weekend? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Son won't do his homework? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Mechanic trying to rip you off? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Co-worker showing up late? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Boss making you work overtime? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Professor won't accept late assignments? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Police officer giving you a speeding ticket? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Mafia demanding protection money? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Popstar molesting little children? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    President bullshitting you about weapons of mass destructions? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Microsoft CEO trying to stifle competition? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Dog howling all night? SMASH HIS TESTICLES!!!
    Doctor diagnosed you with herpes? SMASH HIS... no wait... that's not gonna help.

    Listening: Enjoy the Silence - Failure

    Kali killed someone at 6:57 PM
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